Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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one day i went to bed

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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