Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Tunechi

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Hillary Clinton

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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