A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Jacob Edwards has friends

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Barack Obama

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Anti Joke

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