- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

your moms my other ride

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

your mother hates you

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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