- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

That's what SHE said!

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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