- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Cleveland winning something

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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