Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Anti Joke

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