Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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leon harney ya pikey

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