Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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women's rights.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Yes!

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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