why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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