- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A sober Amy Winehouse

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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