Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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