What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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gay people

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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NASCAR

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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