What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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shut up iggy

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What black and has children A black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Black people stink of shite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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