Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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This one sucks!

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Anti Joke

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