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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did it die Nothing died

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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