What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Two english guys meet at work

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

children burning

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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