- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

my gramma died

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??