Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Bloody kids ...

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Hey Shea

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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u jelly?

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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fruit salad?

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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shut up kobe!

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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