- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

falling didnt make the difference

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

WNBA

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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