Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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speech and debate.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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