What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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