Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Cool Brian

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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John Stamos.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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