What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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thumbs up!

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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