- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

whats a dick a dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A white person at Harvard

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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