Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

learn the ropes?

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

A man made a sandwich.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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