What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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24!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Twenty-Four

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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