What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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A dyslexic blind man

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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men's rights.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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