i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A women's opinion.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Dylan is gay

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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