- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

^that joke a piece of shit

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What causes floods? Too much water.

american government

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

meh

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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