Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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