- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Knock, knock. answers door

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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