What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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full house

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baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Your all fags

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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AIDS

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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