- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Michael Castillo is gay

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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