A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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