- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

gay marriage.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

women's rights

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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