Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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poopoo

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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I drive a 'rarri

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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