I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

fruit salad?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

baby seal walks into a club

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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