Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

womens rights

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

try slamming a revolving door

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Hey, Max!!

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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