- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Take this and put it- No.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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