- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

My kids are mistakes.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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