- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

speech and debate.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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