A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Women's rights

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Knock Knock Yes?

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Hearpin my durp

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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