Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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