Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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