Your mom is fat

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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She said no

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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