What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Potassium? K.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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melon

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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