A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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