Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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AIDS

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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This is not an anti joke.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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