- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

knock knock piss off

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

One time I masturbated by myself

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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